"We Do Not Touch the First Ladies"
1. Ooooooh, I see. Jake done got the 'big-head'! Sooooo, I have tons of fellow gladiators who love and adore Jake, so lemme just share something with you... #badJake. Jake is a joke. He wanna be command, and then be all hella overwhelmed when he gets the secret package with all the instructions and stuff. He wanna act all mad with Liv, but it ain't like he tryina back out and not help her no more. Stop fronting Jake, please. If he was really THAT mad at Liv for using him he wouldn't be playing along. He likes being her pretend boyfriend. He wants to be with Liv, and he'll do whatever he needs to do. There's plenty of characters worse than him, but I don't trust Jake's motives. He can pretend like he's "standing by his President" if he wants to, but I don't think it'll take much for him to flip flop. And all that walking up in my house acting like you done lost your mind liable to get you snatched homie. #HeTriedIt #YouMadOrNah #badJake
2. Quinn done turned into a real life thug? Hahahaha, oh ok so you gon shoot me now? Let me clarify my frustration with that moment... it wasn't so much her threatening to shoot Liv as much as it was Quinn trying to act like Huck licked her face for no reason. QUINN, YOU'RE A TRAITOR BOO!!!! Like come on now, and be real for just a moment. He wouldn't have even had to do any of that if you woulda been doing what you were supposed to do. Now you wanna sit here and tell on me like I bullied you for no reason?! Girl bye! And if Huck ever finds out she pulled a gun on Liv, she gon come up missing! #SnitchesGetStitches
3. James and David are playing with *cue Ohio players* "Fiiiiiiiiiyah!". They both need to slow down. When Rosen got kidnapped I had 2 minutes of bubble guts for his safety. Now, praise Jehovah God his boo thang was all over it, but it was too easy and coulda been disastrous! James was all "gully" at first, and now he right bout ready to pee on himself out of fear. This is going to get ugly quickly if they don't back down. #amateursdiefirst
4. Momma Pope and Harrison's Jump off are a team. The moment itself made me *gasp*, but I'm not shocked. That's a really good tie in actually. I just have some questions... like, does Momma Pope KNOW that Harrison is in danger, or nah? Does the JumpOff know that Momma Pope is Liv's momma or nah? Like, I have lots of variations of answers to these questions. I'ma just let this one play out... I won't attempt to predict. What ya think tho?
5. Fitz dude is straight B6-13!!!! Awe Sucka MC, what us gon do??? *sigh* That was my biggest shocker of that episode. I felt personally betrayed by that mess. I had to clutch the pearls on that one, I felt so offended and vulnerable, LOL. This is a bigger game changer than I think we think it is. I am very anxious to see where Fitz is going to end up in all this! #Backstabbers
6. (I like to stick to 5, but this deserves one more) Mellie and California are such a fun story plot! As much as he be acting like Mellie is a burden and she don't matter to him, Fitz gon be mad as hell when he find out. *cue DruHill... Somebody Sleepin In My Bed*. Ole boy is gonna work his way in, and Mellie gon be doing more than kissing. Did anybody else find her "OMG, I can't believe I did that" run out of the room hilarious?? lol. The painting of the former FLOTUS crew judgmentally glaring down was dope tho! #WeDoNotTouchTheFirstLadies.... love that line!
LAST WORDS: 1) The soundtrack this episode was awesome. 2) Fitz and Liv need to learn how to argue more quietly so that the whole floor of the hotel can't hear; that mess is reckless. 3) Seeing Hollis Doyle back in the mix was epic! We already know when he's involved, there's nothing but scandal on the horizon.
#thispostistoolong #sorryyall #scandal
